Court Case Three: Certified Crazy

Nice that little old xG with its fair share of crazies has caught the attention of the world's most prolific litigant. Jonathon Lee Riches has graciously taken up the case of Bank Hapoalim against xG, claiming that xG stole his intellectual property and hid it in a offshore account vault in Switzerland 20 miles south of the swiss alps. Damningly he also claims that xG are spying on him from the vents in his room at the mental hospital he calls home. They also made Denis Quaid's voice sound in his ear and they have tagged his clothes with GPS. All perfectly reasonable. Considering it's xG.














Edit: Read more of his genius HERE.